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I guess it was a subtle expression of my beauty blogger genes. My biggest pet peeve through my growing years was hair that would fall in front on my ears, no matter how hard I tried to tug it behind.
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I once fed an entire box of crayons to Jimmy, the dachshund - my grandma’s pet. I thought I was in love at sixteen, with the college playboy who never ever looked at me once. This is a statistic inference from first impressions data that I have collected over the years. My confidence often comes across as arrogance. People look at my face and think I’m a bitch. **I have done no crazy things in my life (yet). Her parents are kind people they didn’t throw me out. The evening before I went to watch Bryan Adams live for the very first time, I sang his songs for 2 hours (okay, more than 2) in my angelic voice at my bestie’s house. I was really angry that he had destroyed my notebook. In Kindergarten, a boy named Alok wrote ‘I LOVE YOU’ on the first page of my notebook. So, when people tell me that my son doesn’t resemble me but my husband, I’m almost grateful for it. When I was pregnant with my son, I had a recurring dream of delivering a baby boy who looked exactly like Shivraj Kumar (no offence intended). The first time I coloured my hair, I had a mix of purple and light brown streaks. I’m glad no boys wanted to kiss me until then. My toddler doesn’t bully boys, doesn’t bang-up girls, doesn’t do drugs and doesn’t watch porn. I’m a terribly impatient mom - saying that I’m selfish maybe taking it too far, but I wasn’t meant to be a mom (not everyone is), which means it takes some serious mind and muscle work for me to be a good one. I’ve been married to my college sweetheart for almost 8 years, and have a restless two-year-old to show for it. I’m a post-grad in Molecular Genetics from the University of Leicester, UK. I am 32 years old, a single child, and have spent most of my life in Bangalore, India. I need to start with a Disclaimer – If you meet me and ask me if any of this is true or wish for me to divulge more saucy stuff, know that I’m going to pretend to not know you. Fifty may seem like TMI* about me, but it had to be fifty, because babydolls, this is my freakin’ 50th blog post! You heard that right! FIFTEEE.